Moms are....

Happy Mother's Day!

I hope everyone had a wonderful mother's day.  I was fortunate enough to receive this gem.  I know you are all jealous.  Don't be haters.  You might be lucky enough to have your firstborn write you something like it someday.  IF you are lucky :)

Dear Mom,

Mom's are like bathrooms. They are always there so you can relieve yourself.

Moms are like death and taxes. They're inevitable.

Moms are like Chuck Norris. Their tears cure cancer.

Moms are like horcruxes. They always carry a piece of your soul.

Moms are AWESOME!!!

Love,

the firstborn,

Kevin

Happy Mother's Day!