These Just Don't Mix

Just ask Andrea....

Oreos, milk, and crazy amounts of laughter just don't mix.

What happens is......

Milk and Oreos out your nose.

Ewwwwwww. Poor, poor Andee. Thank you, however, for the 2nd laugh until you cry and cry episode for Jacquie and myself!!!

Trunk or Treat

A little Brian Wilson in the house!!

Jacquie decided to be the original crazy Giant-- Fear the BEARD!

 such loving seesters ;)

How many chins do YOU count???  lol  I don't think heads are supposed to bend that way.

awwwwe.  this is a picture of some super cute girls!

love them!!

Andrea and Jack went all crazy and creative and dressed up as Jack and Jill!! If you didn't know, Jack is our other son...

Hey-- where's your pail??

I also went as a Giant... don't really care which one :)

Jim went as a mountain hiker!! I'm pretty sure this is his favorite costume EVER!

Bring on the kids! Let's give 'em some CANDY!

So...

think we look alike??

I can't believe I didn't snap a picture of Riley's costume. Don't fret. I'll get a picture of him. It deserves its own post anyway. You'll love it!

Number 5!

Today was a big day in the Wagner family!

Number 5, also known as Andrea, got her braces off!  

We started our journey in orthdontia around 12 years ago. And around $30,000 or so (give or take a couple of thousand.)  Ya. Serious coin. I used to always ask Dr. Johnson (before he retired and sold the practice to Dr. Thurman) how is beach house that the Wagners were buying for him was coming along! He always laughed. So I guess I was close ;)

But, as you can see -- just look at those pearly white, gorgeous, straight teeth that every dollar was well spent!! We have five kids with beautiful teeth!!

I'd pay do it all over again if I had to. Seriously these kids had better wear their retainers because I really won't pay for it again!!  Now we just need to yank the wisdom (teeth that is) out of number 5 and I can write a post about our oral surgeon...

Congratulations Andrea!

You are gorgeous!

Little Thieves

Guess who's back???

We have had multiple visits from this little "friend."  I think he thinks he's a cat. He sure loves cat food!! 

We let Ella chase him the other night. That was hilarious. I've never heard Ella bark like that. This little coon isn't scared of people at all. He (or she) doesn't mind eating in front of our whole family!!  You'd think we lived on the edge of a forest or something. It's crazy.

You can read Jacquie's account on her blog!  

what do you think it is?

Poor Jim.

While working on a car recently... he burnt his arm.

It's a nasty burn.

What do you think it is??

A T-Rex? 

I think it's a squirrel. With a big fluffy tail. 

Get better soon :)

nineteen

 This cutie turned 19 today!

I'm pretty happy that she's home and was able to spend her birthday with us :)  She choose a tri-tip dinner (delish!) and of course, some pumpkin pie for dessert.  Jacquie was my only baby that came early (before my due date!).  She was a rather naughty little girl, but has grown into a beautiful and responsible woman. We love having her home (she helps us SO much!)  Happy Birthday Jacquie! We love you!

 Jacquie really got her birthday presents earlier... she got some great luggage and an exciting skydiving trip.  We were able to scrounge up some other gifts...

 yep.

these are for her tic tac obsession

 Some German chocolate.

Guess who that is from??

 YES!!

A new, grown-up purse!! (No one is happier than Andrea about this one.....)

She did it! She blew all 19 out in one blow!!

Happy Birthday!

A Great Weekend

Jim and I just spent the weekend with these two college kiddos! It was the best! We bought them lots of food at Costco, took them clothes shopping, ate out, and did a lot of talking! We are a little poorer but it was great to see them and make some memories.

They were gracious enough to let me eat out at my favorite place ever: Cafe Rio! It was delicious like always!!

Thank you Kevin and Marissa! We loved every minute of the weekend. We are so proud of both of you and all the good things you are doing! :)

Addicted

I must break the news to everyone.

Jacquie has an addiction.

Yes, this is it. She's addicted to tic tacs.

Anyone know of a rehab program?

Fierce Warrior

 I don't know if you knew we had a fierce fighter in our family.

Poor kitty never saw it coming.

Notice how the kitty is not even scared.....

I found these priceless photos the other day. Jacquie and Andrea were with me. We all laughed until we cried.  Like-- who does this???  

Just an average day for a growing girl with a wild imagination. That's who.

I'm so glad someone grabbed the camera and recorded these scary hilarious fierce photos.

We all slept a lot better knowing this fierce warrior was close by.

Love ya Marissa!! You are awesome!!

Creepy Coincidence.....

So, the other day I decided I needed a new profile picture for facebook.  Not a huge priority... but since I had just gotten my hair done, I thought it was a great time to snap some photos.  And seriously, I don't like doing that because it is creepy weird to take pictures of yourself because it just doesn't seem natural.

Anyway, Andrea was totally game to take a photo or two with me.  The above picture was one of the last we  took.  We had a hard time getting a good one.  At one point I just started clicking the camera and we randomly took these photos.

I promise. No communication went on between us at ALL!

I'm pretty sure that Andrea and I are kindred spirits or mother and daughter.  We thought it was pretty creepy  crazy that we made the exact same faces at the exact same times.

Can you hear the 'Twilight Zone' music in the background now??

She said it....

"It's so small it fits in my pants!"

exclaimed Andrea when she received her new mini netbook.... 

it's the one she bought from Marissa-- you know, the one who WON it!  Seriously, we understood. We didn't need to see it.

lol.

Kern County Fair

A few days ago we went to the Kern County Fair.

I'm pretty sure it is the same every year.

Except for this. I don't think we've ever seen the gourd display before.  What a nice little gourd family.

not.

kinda creepy.

All work and no play....

Well. Take that Disneyworld....

Jacquie came home and found a real job. One that pays better :) and has a way better 'costume.' 

Scrubs everyday?  Yes indeed. Jacquie is working at a dentist office.  The only downside is that she didn't have much time to complete all the tasks I wanted her to do :(  

We all love having her home. Way better than her being so far away!