
In case you aren't a fan of Spongebob Squarepants (and seriously, you should be a fan. but that's another post for another day.) Anyway, lately I have felt just like Spongebob felt. My trusty 'Spat' has died. There is no chance of a life-saving at the ER either. My 'spat' is gone. :(
Jim killed him. He got too rough while cutting a cookie in half and literally broke my 'spat' in half.
Here's the deal. I have many spatulas. Some are even like "Le Spatula" if you know what I mean. I don't mind the newer models for pancakes, scrambled eggs, or even quesadillas. But for cookies it was only my 'spat' that could do the job. Those fancy teflon plastic imposters could just not do what my trusty friend 'spat' could do. A regular old fashioned-- dare I say 'vintage?'-- metal spatula with a plastic handle is the best for taking warm delicious cookies off the scorching hot cookie sheet (which is regular old metal basic cookie sheet-- no fancy teflon or any nonsense). There just isn't a good replacement for my 'spat.' I've tried to find one and can't seem to find a regular old metal spatula any where!!
It's making me crazy mad. And sad.
So. In case you didn't know, my birthday is coming soon. Want to make me happy?? Start looking for a regular old beautiful irreplacable metal spat. And then just send it on to me. It will make my dreams come true.
I miss my 'spat'
Le Spatula just isn't the same. I hear you Spongebob. I understand your pain.